How to Recognize the Signs Before It's Too Late

(Ooopss ... It's already too late.  Sorry.)

Do you have JDOCD?? Take our quiz and find out.

1. Do you have more than ten photographs of Johnny Depp in your home? (And are they framed and on the wall?)

2. How many entertainment industry periodicals do you subscribe to or purchase at  news stands each month?

3. What percentage of your video library is devoted to Johnny Depp?

4. Do you own an article of clothing with the name or picture of Johnny (or a Johnny Depp Character) on it?

5. When friends or associates greet you, do they ask "How's Johnny?"

6. How many Johnny Depp-related websites do you have bookmarked?

7. Have you named a pet (or a child) after a Johnny Depp character?

8. How many soundtracks to Johnny Depp movies do you own?

9. How many of your friends are addicted to Depp?  Do you even associate with anyone who isn't?

10. Has any member of your immediate family mentioned any of the following: a) counseling; b) psychotherapy; c) electro-shock therapy; d) intervention; e) custodial care; f) lobotomy?
 

Physical Manifestations of JDOCD

     · Blushing
     · Sweating
     · Trembling
     · Rapid or Erratic Heartbeat (also Palpitations)
     · Shortness of Breath
     · Frequent and Unnecessary Sighing
     · Insomnia
     · Dizziness or Lightheadedness
     · Loss of Consciousness (in extreme cases)…known as "THUNKING”

N. Sorenson