Words and Phrases
Adeppt - Having memorized all the dialogue to one of Johnny's movies
Deppartmentalize ... to divide your JD pictures into organized groups
Depparture ... logging off of any Johnny related site
Deppartee ... one who has logged off
Deppartmentally ... to conciously and subconciously leave all thoughts of JD behind when you shut off your computer
Deppendable ... your closest JDOCD friends
Deppendency ... The inability to survive one day without hearing the name "Depp"
Deppendent variable ... the anticipated increase in revenue from a film, conditional on Johnny signing on for it
Deppict ... to draw or paint a likeness of Johnny
Deppigmentation ... the draining of colour from a fan's face when he/she meets Johnny
Deppler Radar ... the inherent radar inside a Depp fan that signals Johnny is in the vicinity
Deppletion ... what happens to all of your JD files when your computer crashes
Depplomat ... what you have to be in dealing with friends and family who are freaking out about your raging JDOCD
Depplorable ... any delay in the release of a highly anticipated Depp film
Deppamine ... neurotransmitter in the central nervous system, retina and sympathetic ganglia, acting within the brain, whenever an image of Johnny is viewed or a thought about Johnny is taking place
Depplore ... any story about Johnny that has been circulating for years
Depployment ... a strategy of JD fans, whereby they split into various groups to better cover any venue where Johnny is scheduled to appear
Depposit ... the adding of a new picture to your files
Depposition ... 1) the sworn testimony of any fan who has a chance encounter with Johnny 2) a well-scouted out location, where a fan feels he/she will have the best chance of getting an autograph, anywhere Johnny is rumoured to be
Deppot ... the location where you keep all of your Johnny DVD's, books and magazines
Depprave ... the uncontrollable ramblings of a sufferer who is excitedly telling someone about Johnny's latest movie
Depprecate ... to express disapproval at the delayed release of a highly anticipated Depp film
Deppreciate ... the appreciation you feel for Johnny bringing such happiness into your life
Deppredation ... the misguided attempts of the friends and family of a JDOCD sufferer, to steal or hide Johnny pictures
Deppressed ... that squished feeling you have whenever you're in a large group of sufferers who are pushing forward, trying to get a picture or autograph of Johnny
Deppression ... usually brought on by lack of access to anything "Depp" related for more than 24 hours
Depprivation ... what a sufferer feels when away on holidays and unable to access any JD websites
Depp Shrine - A room (or area) of one's home that has been completely done in Depp
Deppth Charge ... 1) the initial euphoria experienced when a sufferer hears that Johnny has signed on for a new film. 2) the rushing forward of any crowd of fans, upon the arrival of Johnny at an event
Deppth perception ... similar to the Deppler radar, this is the ability to find Johnny no matter how large the gathering
Double-depping - Watching back-to-back episodes of 21 Jump Street, or any two of Johnny's movies in succession
L Griffin / N Sorenson